carlwifhat

Don't be like Carl

Crypto Carl, the unsung hero of the crypto world, whose financial escapades never fail to leave us laughing (and cringing).

About Carlwifhat

Meet Crypto Carl, the accidental financial guru whose investment strategy is so backwards, it's almost impressive. With the trust fund backing of his wealth-flaunting parents

Carl dives headfirst into the chaotic world of cryptocurrency like a penguin attempting to fly.Picture this: Carl, armed with his parents' bottomless pockets and a gleam in his eye, eagerly hops onto the latest crypto hype train. But while others see opportunity, Carl sees a chance to perform his signature move: the "buy high, sell low" dance.

It's a masterpiece of financial folly that would make even the most seasoned investors do a double take. AS the coins soar to new heights, Carl's excitement reaches fever pitch.

He throws caution to the wind, investing with the recklessness of a toddler in a candy store. But just when you think it can't get any worse, Carl's impeccable timing kicks in, and he hits the sell button faster than you can say "bitcoin boom."Of course, the inevitable crash comes crashing down harder than a ton of bricks, leaving Carl staring at his screen in disbelief.

But fear not, for Carl has a secret weapon: his parents' unyielding support. With their endless reserves at his disposal, Carl's crypto account resembles less of a financial portfolio and more of a comedy of errors in spreadsheet form.Despite the constant setbacks, Carl remains undeterred.

After all, why learn from your mistakes when you can just keep making them with your parents' money? So here's to Crypto Carl, the unsung hero of the crypto world, whose financial escapades never fail to leave us laughing (and cringing) in equal measure.

Carl lost 2,793 SOL yesterday trading $SLERF Today, he spent another 19,133 SOL to buy $SLERF again at $1.17 Carl love Solana Memecoin FOMO, Don’t be like Carl🔥

Tokenomics

Total Supply 1 billion –

Tax: 0%

LP: Burned forever

ROADMAP

LAUNCH

WEBSITE LAUNCH
SOCIALS RELEASE
LAUNCHMENT MARKETING PLAN
COMMUNITY EARLY ADOPTERS
+1.000 TELEGRAM MEMBERS
AIRDROP FOR EARLY ADOPTERS

PHASE 1

PRESALE MARKETING
PINKSALE CAMPAIGN
DEX LISTINGS
TRENDING ON DEXTOOLS AND DEXSCREENER
MARKETING AND COMMUNITY ENGAGEMENT POST-LAUNCH
+ 1.000 HOLDERS
MEME AND BATTLE CONTESTS WITH REWARDS FOR THE BESTS
CMC, CG LISTING
AIRDROPS FOR OG HOLDERS
TOKEN BURNS

PHASE 2

SOCIAL PAID MEDIA ADS
CRYPTO PAID MEDIA ADS
BIG CRYPTO INFLUENCERS WAVE
2ND AIRDROP FOR OG HOLDERS
+ 5.000 TELEGRAM MEMBERS
+ 2.500 HOLDERS
INITIAL CEX LISTINGS (TIER 2 AND 3 ALREADY APPROVED)

PHASE 3

WEBSITE REDESIGN
MOCAT MERCHANDISING
MORE MARKETING
CEXs LISTINGS
+ 15.000 TELEGRAM MEMBERS
+ 5.000 HOLDERS
DAO

PHASE 4

CARLWIFHAT SWAP (DECENTRALIZE EXCHANGE)
MORE INFLUENCER CRYPTO AND PAID MEDIA ADS
ADD LIQUIDITY POOLS WITH APR INTERESTS IN TO THE MOCAT SWAP
MORE CEX LISTINGS
NFT’s COLLECTION WITH REWARD PROGRAM
+ 50.000 TELEGRAM MEMBERS
+ 20.000 HOLDERS

PHASE 5

TIER 1 EXCHANGES
MYSTERY BOXES FOR REWARDS AND BURN PROGRAM
BILLBOARDS TAKEOVER AROUND THE WORLD
PARTNERSHIP WITH HUGE FOOTBALL, BASEBALL AND BASKETBALL PROFESSIONAL TEAMS
THEY WILL HAVE ADVANTAGES
+ 100.000 TELEGRAM MEMBERS
+ 50.000 HOLDERS

Carl lost 2,793 SOL yesterday trading $SLERF Today, he spent another 19,133 SOL to buy $SLERF again at $1.17 Carl love Solana Memecoin FOMO, Don't be like Carl🔥

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DISCLAIMER

The token showcased on this website is designed exclusively for entertainment purposes and does not carry any intrinsic financial value. It is not intended to serve as a form of investment or financial instrument. Users are encouraged to view the token as a recreational element and should not attribute any monetary significance to it. Any references to value or potential returns are purely fictional and should not be misconstrued as financial advice